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How to Buy Porn Discreetly

Let’s face it, watching adult DVDs can be a lot of fun. It’s also one of the best ways to spice up your sex life. It’s one reason the adult film industry is a multi-billion dollar business. But despite the huge entertainment value of adult films, those who want to get them always face a bit of a problem – purchasing them without drawing attention to themselves. It is a well known fact that many people who love to watch adult films are still embarrassed about purchasing it. They want to be discreet when it comes to purchasing adult films. Fortunately there are some things you can do to buy porn discreetly. Here are some tips that you can follow.

Purchase porn online

This is by far the most popular option if you want to buy adult films anonymously or as discreetly as possible. There are so many online shops that sell adult films that you won’t find a problem looking for a title you like. Payments are also getting less and less intrusive. If you are not comfortable using your credit card then you can use services like PayPal, which offers a bit more privacy in terms of revealing or asking for your personal information. The great thing about online purchases is that you do the transaction from inside your own home. Getting your porn is also done in a discreet manner because the items you bought are delivered directly to your home. Online shops that sell porn are quite aware of their clients’ need for discreetness and will always put your adult films in discreet packaging that the mailman himself won’t know what’s inside. If you are extra wary about the method of delivery then you can even opt to just buy the adult film you want and then download it from the online shop. Online downloads are fast growing option because it is very discreet and the delivery is instantaneous. You can then watch the film on your computer.

Buy in another town

This is a bit cloak and dagger-ish but if you want to buy porn but do not have access online or do not want to buy on the internet then you can schedule your purchase when you go out of town. Adult shops are located in many major cities and towns so you can just visit a shop when you’re on vacation or on a business trip. No one in that town or city will probably know you.

Hide your purchase

There are shops that sell a wide range of titles – from Hollywood blockbusters to adult videos. If you are in one of these stores and you see an adult film you want to buy, you can do it discreetly by getting a couple of “safe” DVDs or CDs and then sandwiching your adult film between them. Chances are, no one will notice what you’ve bought even when you’re at the cashier. To make it even more discreet, try to time your purchase during the time of day when there is the least amount of people in the video store. Go during early morning or late evening, never during lunchtime or at 5PM when most people are in shops.

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  • Gary

    LOL! This is a funny article, yet oddly informative.